Saakashvili’s Manhood: Safe…for Now
Thursday, November 13th, 2008The West may have stood by and watched Russia chop off Georgia’s breakaway regions, but it prevented Putin from applying the same treatment to Mikhail Saakashvili’s nether ones.
A transcript of a conversation released today shows that the embattled Georgian president, dubbed by Britain’s Daily Telegraph “the man who lost it all”, came perilously close to living up this label in the most painfully literal of senses.
Nicolas Sarkozy saved the President of Georgia from being hanged “by the balls” — a threat made last summer by Vladimir Putin, according to revelations from Jean-David Levitte, Mr Sarkozy’s chief diplomatic adviser, to the London Times.
Putin is no stranger to toilet-threats, having once memorably declared: “If we catch [the Chechen rebels] in the toilet, we will rub them out in the outhouse.” But this particular exchange is a gem:
“I am going to hang Saakashvili by the balls,” Mr Putin declared.
Mr Sarkozy thought he had misheard. “Hang him?” — he asked. “Why not?” Mr Putin replied. “The Americans hanged Saddam Hussein.”
Mr Sarkozy, using the familiar tu, tried to reason with him: “Yes but do you want to end up like [President] Bush?” Mr Putin was briefly lost for words, then said: “Ah — you have scored a point there.”
Though Sarkozy would like to be seen as the man who dissuaded Putin from conquering all of Georgia, the ultimate credit for averting major war must go to the radioactive legacy of George Bush.
(In fact, parents of the world would be wise to heed Sarko’s technique: “Eat your greens/clean your room/do your homework or you’ll end up like Bush!”)
For now, Saakashvili’s erm, sack, seems to be safe. However, this afternoon, “more than 10,000 opponents of President Mikheil Saakashvili rallied in Tbilisi on Friday in the first major show of discontent since Georgia’s crushing defeat in an August war with Russia”, reports the Moscow News.
In addition to blaming him for the secession of Abkhazia and South Ossetia, protesters, some carrying signs saying “Stop Misha, Stop Russia” denounced his crackdowns on civil society and press freedoms.
Saakashvili should not get too comfortable: a coalition of Georgian nationalists avenging his territorial losses and liberals angered by his authoritarianism might just carry out Putin’s wish themselves.




